I had just turned 15. (I turn 32 in a couple days, to put it in perspective.) I was at SUUSI for the first time. I had just met a girl, and we had eaten dinner at the cafeteria together.
On the way out, I saw some creamer cups, and decided to grab a couple as a snack for later.
We went back to my dorm room to chat. After a few minutes, we decided to kiss. (Yeah, I think we talkeed it over first.) She walked over & sat down on my lap. Just as we started to kiss, I realized something felt a little... odd.
The cream had burst in my pocket, leaving a wet, white splotch on my shorts.
I can guess what she thought when she saw it.
Today, as I moved to hold the cream in my other hand, I had to chuckle to myself.